Wood Stove

Long time ago when my dad was alive, he got this flyer for a wood stove, which is imported from poland. The stove was made of Real Wood and Guaranteed to burn for 4 hours. The flyer even listed the sale price of 48.95...in which I think is pretty cheap.
Here is an list of all costs from this stove.

Stove pipe and installation............................................450.00
Chain saw.....................................................................149.95
gas and maintence of saw.............................................44.95
Four-wheel drive pick-up ( stripped)............................8,450.00
pick-up maintenance....................................................438.00
replace rear window of pick-up( twice).........................310.00
fine for cutting unmarked tree in state forest................500.00
14 cases of Michelob....................................................126.00
littering fine................................................................50.00
tow charge from creek.................................................50.00
doctor fee for removing splinter from eye....................45.00
saftey glasses..............................................................29.50
emergency room treatment ( dropped log on foot).........125.00
safety shoes...................................................................49.95
new living room carpet..................................................800.00
paint wall and ceiling
( forgot damper & smoked ceiling)................................110.00
log splitter.....................................................................150.00
15-acre wooded lot.........................................................3,000.00
taxes on wooded lot......................................................310.00
replace coffee table
( chopped up & burnt while drunk).............................75.00
Divorce settlement.................................................33,000.00

Total first year cost.............................................54,869.32
savings in conventional fuel first year.....................72.37
Net cost for first year...........................................54,797.25


But wait till next year!








I thought everyone might enjoy this, and I hope I didn`t offend anybody with this joke.